Some people's twitter usernames are just fucking stupid.
We're all jealous of those people with the crazy fast metabolisms that eat like PIGS (˘•̩̩•̩̩˘ ) and still weigh like three pounds.
Each person that lives in your house has a certain place to sit in at the table
You hate when you sleep over at someones house and you wake up hours before anyone else does
I always hope for a miracle to happen. By that, everything will go back to normal.
English teachers put more thought into the novel than the actual author did.
Extremely deep conversations occur right when you're about to go to sleep during sleepovers.
Taking a multiple choice test...a,b,a,c,a,c,b ...*doesn't know the answer*..well I havn't used d in awhile.
The best feeling in the world is knowing that you actully mean something to someone
The worst feeling is pretending you don’t care about something when it's all you think about.
If Forrest Gump, Mean Girls, The Hangover and Finding Nemo combined they would create the most quotable movie of all time.
It sucks when you're trying to say something, then somebody interrupts you and you forget what you were going to say
You kinda feel like a loser when you see a bunch of people from school hanging out at the mall and you're there with your mom.
